Top 10 Spiked Seltzers That’ll Fizz Up Your Weekend (and Regret Your Monday)

1. White Claw – The OG. Tastes like someone whispered “fruit” over LaCroix and spiked it. Still undefeated at pool parties.

   
   

2. Truly – White Claw’s Type-A cousin. More flavors, more sugar too.

   
   

3. High Noon – Actually vodka, not malt. Feels like sipping class in a can. Your brunch just leveled up.

   
   

4. Topo Chico Hard Seltzer – The cult-favorite sparkling water went rogue. Big bubbles, bold flavors, and hipster-approved.

   
   

5. Vizzy – With “antioxidants,” because nothing says wellness like blackout prevention.

   
   

6. Happy Dad – Bro energy in a can. Not just for YouTubers and dudes who say “let’s rage.”

   
   

7. Bud Light Seltzer – Surprisingly solid. The mullet of drinks: business on the label, party inside.

   
   

8. Cacti (RIP) – Travis Scott’s agave-spiked dream. Now extinct, but forever legendary.

   
   

9. Corona Hard Seltzer – Beach vibes, no lime needed. Sadly, no sand either.

   
   

10. Nütrl – Vodka-based, smooth, and no BS. Your “grown-up” seltzer if you’re tired of saccharine sparkle.

Hydration? Optional. Regret? Guaranteed. Choose your bubbles wisely.