Pete Davidson’s Most Unexpected Punchline Yet? Fatherhood.

Pete Davidson just dropped the biggest bombshell of his career — and no, it’s not another tattoo or cameo. During his recent visit to The Tonight Show, the comedian casually confirmed what fans only suspected: he’s going to be a dad.

“I did it!” he laughed, then quickly clarified, “I mean… I’m gonna be a father.” But under the jokes was a moment of genuine joy. “Anybody who knows me knows it’s been my dream. I’m so excited. Elsie’s excited. She’s gonna be the best mom.”

That would be Elsie Hewitt, model, actress, and now co-pilot in Davidson’s next chapter. The couple announced the pregnancy in classic Gen Z fashion — via Instagram, with Hewitt captioning their ultrasound pic: “Welp, now everyone knows we had sex.” Lol.

Love him or roast him, Pete’s grown — steady, and ready for bedtime stories instead of tabloid headlines. As Fallon said, “You’re gonna crush this.” And honestly? We believe it.

Happy for our boy Petey!!!