🏀 Nike has offered Brittney Griner a sneaker deal after beating DeMarcus Cousins in a Viral 1v1 in the 305 😳

The long-teased fantasy matchup between Brittney Griner and DeMarcus Cousins actually happened in Miami, according to source: @poolpartypapii—and Griner walked away with the W.

This wild turn of events stems from a 2020 appearance on “All the Smoke” podcast, where Griner boldly claimed she could beat Cousins one-on-one. The internet laughed, Cousins chuckled, but apparently Brittney was dead serious—and patient.

Fast forward to this weekend, an impromptu streetball court in L.A. became the stage of legend. Word leaked on social media, and before anyone could say “April Fools,” Griner was crossing up the former NBA All-Star like a mixtape gone viral. With slick handles, a skyhook Kareem would envy, and a block so vicious it sent Cousins’ pride into the Pacific, Griner sealed the 11–8 victory with a step-back three and the mic-drop line: “Told you.”

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